Pewdiepie - 與女友的小雞雞戰爭 [*** fight w girlfriend] 5 weird stuff online #6 + lootcrate - Cc中文字幕

大家好~ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ Hey guys~ 我叫Pewdiepie~~~~~~~~ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ My name is Pewdiepie~~~~~~~~ 歡迎來到~ Welcome to~ 網絡上的五樣怪東西~ 5 weird stuffs online~ 好了好了~我們今天會有好好的節目啦兄弟們 Oh boy Oh boy~We have great show today bros 但在我們開始之前 But before we began bros~ 我要變身~ I need to get change~ 我現在是不是很「辣」?(註一) Do I look "hot" now? 懂嗎?(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) Get it? 第一樣物品是~吹氣小雞雞戰爭 First Item is~Inflatable *** Fighting 爆笑的決戰遊戲 The hilarious dueling game 你的武器是巨大的小雞雞~ Will you weapon is a giant ***~ 哇(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) WOW Edgar你會很興奮嗎? Edgar you excited to try this out? Edgar: 對啊, 我愛小雞雞 Oh yeah~I love *** 這是蛋蛋的其中一邊 That is one separate for the balls 吹漲小雞雞的感覺好怪!(눈‸눈) Blowing up *** is odd! Pewds:好了, 所以我們有小雞雞挑戰者Marzia Alright, so we have a challenge Marzia in this *** duel Pewds: 如果小雞雞掉了出來 If *** comes off Pewds:那就是你輸了 That means you lose Pewds:你不可以用你的手或者腳 You can't use your hands and its best off your feet Pewds:準備好了嗎? You ready? Marzia: 對 Yes Pewds: 1,2,3.... One, two, three... Pewds: 開戰了! Make it fight! Marzia:不! NO! Pewds: 太好了~ Yeah~ Pewds: 強壯的小雞雞! Strong ***! Marzia: 我的小雞雞也很壯啊!為什麼會掉出來呢? My *** still strong! Why it comes out? Pewds: 我每天都練習!＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ I practice everyday! Pewds: 就是為了成為最強的一個!ξ( ✿＞◡❛) To become the greatest! Pewds:小雞雞! 小雞雞! *** ***! Pewds: 小雞雞戰爭! *** fight! 好了 Alright 美麗的! Beautiful! 下一樣物品是~ Next Item bros is~ 液態屁股! Liquid ***! 我不知道這是什麼 I don't know what it is 胡椒噴霧 Pepper sprayer 我的天! 我以為這是胡椒噴霧 OMG! I thought it was pepper spray 我可能會噴到嘴裡的(`д´) I could spray it in my mouth 好了兄弟們~下一樣物品是~ Alright bros~ The next item is~ 你有聽到嗎? Did you hear that? 是贊助鷹嗎? Is that the sponsor eagle? 什...什麼?(((ﾟдﾟ))) Wh...What? 我的天! OMG! 這是新一個 Lootcrate盒子!(*´∀`)~♥ Its the next box of Lootcrate! 新主題 The new theme 下個月是幻想 Thats coming up next month is fantasy 但這個應該是間諜相關的 But this one should be spy related 那就把它打開吧~(✪ω✪) Let's open it up~ 同時請在twitter標示我# LOOTPEWDS Also be sure to twitter me at # LOOTPEWDS 當你開你的盒子的時候 When you opening your Lootbox 開始囉~(✪ω✪) Let's do this~ 好了, 第一樣 Alright, first's up 一件裇衣寫住「這是攪動過的。」(註二) A T-shirt it said "THIS IS STIRRED" 非常經典, 非常卑劣 Very classy, very mean (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) 現場筆記 Field notes 經典ヾ(*´∀ ˋ*)ﾉ Classified 好了~ Okay~ 隱身手腕手錶 Stealth wrist watch 好了, 我會試試 Alright, I'll try out 噢酷!Σ(ﾟдﾟ) Oh Cool! 這很酷! 我以為這是開玩笑的 That's cool! I thought it was just a joke 不會顯示時間 That it didn't tell time 但 But 你看到現在是黑色的, 現在我點它 You see its black now, but I click it 然後它可以顯示時間了! And it shows its time! 這真的很了不起!(*´∀`)~♥ Thats pretty awesome! 下一樣我們有個遊戲叫「MAD LIBS」 Next up we have a game called "MAD LIBS" 世上最讚的文字遊戲 World's greatest word game 一個超蠢的方法去填空格 A super silly way to fill in the plural 好了, 試試這個 Alright, let's try this 噢好吧, 你應該是要跟別人一起玩的 Oh okay, you're suppose play this with someone 我沒什麼朋友, 所以... Well I don't have any friends, so... 我可能會保留這個, 有一天可能會玩 I save that one for maybe one day 有個NINJAK的3D碼 A 3 Digital code for NINJAK 這看起來是一本有酷的漫畫書 Which looks like a awesome comic book 我就給你看我的碼, 這狗養的 I just show you my code, son of the *** 我們有手環 We get a bracelet 現在如果你點它 Now if you click it 就會發生一些事 Something would happen 哇~ WOW~ 這很酷 Thats cool 噢這裡有說 Oh it said here 你會在這個包裝裡找到「Paracord 生存手環」 In this package you will find a Paracord Survival Bracelet 這是以軍用級別來制造的 its made at military grade parachute cord 然後這真的可以救你一命 And could actually to save your life 好了, 所以這裡面的構造是可以很多用途的 OK, so the fabric inside it can be use for a brunch itself 這...這很了不起(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) Thats...Thats pretty cool 所以是生存手環 So its like a survival bracelet 好了, 我懂了 Alright, I get it 我懂了 I get it 噢! Oh! Orphan Black的漫畫書 Comic book of Orphan Black 哎~孩子出世了, 這很好~ Ae~ childbirth, thats good 然後裡面~ And inside~ 我們有... We have... 一個電腦 A computer 酷 Awesome 好了兄弟們, 如果你也想要和我一樣開箱, 加入節目的話 Alright bros, so if you want open this with me ,joining the show 去瀏覽LOOTCRATE.com/pewds Check out LOOTCRATE.com/pewds 然後在Twitter標示我# LOOTPEWDS And twit me at # LOOTPEWDS with your... # LOOTPEWDS 然後就有個超讚的時光 and it will be amazing fun time 我真的很享受這裡包裝, 我覺得手錶真的很酷 I really enjoy this package, I think the watch pretty cool 我很期待不告訴任何人時間 I look forward to not say the time to anyone 但我自己會看 But myself 所以下一個主題是幻想 So next theme is going to be fantasy 這是我真的很興奮 Which i am excited about 因為我是幻想的大粉絲~ Cause I am a huge friend of Fan'~ 他們每月的19號都會轉一次主題 So they switch the theme every month the 19th 所以如果你想要幻想的主題 So if you want the fantasy theme 你要在19號之前下訂單 You have to order before the 19th 好了, 那就回到下一個物品了 Alright, Let's move on to the next item 充氣即時胸墊 So inflatable instant *** job 耐用, 可移除, 立時見效 Affordable, removable, immediate results 不用痛苦手術 No painful surgery 一個乳溝的秘密 The secret to a fab cleavage 好了, 我的重點放在(XX) Well, I am all about that fab 來試試吧 Let's try out 我很喜歡上一集, 就是上一集 I like a lot last episode, nearly last episode 我們做了... We did a... 胸部增大器 *** Enhancer 這個節目完絡的時候, 我就會成為一個外科手術醫生 By the end of this show, I'll just be a plastic surgeon 好了, 這裡就是奶奶 Alright, so here's the *** 如果他們不是一樣大小,不用擔心 If they're not in the same size, don't worry 女士們,這是正常的(눈‸눈) Ladies, that is normal 這沒什麼好羞恥的 Nothing to be a shame though 我覺得~ I feel~ 挺好的~ Pretty good~ Edgar 你想要玩我的奶奶嗎? Edgar you wanna play my ***? 你想要玩我的奶奶嗎? You wanna playing my ***? 我永遠都會把最好留到最後 I always save the best for last 所以嗯... So um... 這挺好的, 我要說 This is pretty amazing, I gotta said 這是沒有東西的 Its nothing 這是沒有東西的 This is nothing 給什麼都有的人 For the person who has everything 恭喜你, 你得到了沒東西的禮物 Congratulation, you have receive the gift for nothing 很明顯是沒東西,這是簡約主義 Absolutely nothing, this is a ultimate and minimalism 少即是多, 多即是少 Less is more, more is less 我為了這個付了5元!(#`Д´)ﾉ I paid 5 dollars for this! 無論如何~就是這樣了 Anyway~thats all for now 十分謝謝兄弟們來看 Thank you bros for so much watching 我會在下一集再見你們, 還有一如以往~ I'll see you the next one and as always~ 保持這麼酷兄弟們~ Stay awesome bros~